Jimmy Henson confirms Michael Jackson is alive & kicking (or dancing)

Waldorf (old man at the left): At last, King of Pop Corn is dead. I hate Pop Corn.

Statler (old man at the right): Nah. This is only the beginning of another foodchain. Don't forget to wear your glasses next time you want to order a whopper at a Burger King -- or they might rip you off at the Pop Corn King for a bucket of fluff.

Waldorf: I am not that blind, Statler. I can see a whopper from a mile away.

Statler: That's what I'm afraid of, Waldorf. Maybe at your age it would be healthier to switch to vegan.

Waldorf: Vegan, my ass. I'll die before I eat anything raw.

Statler: Perhaps when you die they'll name that killer salad after you.

Σημείωμα για τους αδαείς: Jimmy Henson λεγόταν ο δημιουργός του Muppet Show (καλή του ώρα εκεί που είναι). Οι Waldorf & Statler πήραν τα ονόματά τους από τα ομώνυμα ξενοδοχεία. Υπάρχει και σαλάτα με την ονομασία Waldorf. O Michel Jackson πρέπει να καλοπερνάει παρέα με τον Jimmy...

What's Up Doc?

Βιτρίνα*

Constant celebrity paranoia:

Fan A: Michael Jackson died! His doctor was a fucking crook. He did it.
Fan B: He was cursed! He was cursed to die like Elvis.

Common Sense: Would he have hired a staff doctor... if he was healthy?


ΣΗΜ:*από βιτρίνα Ιατρικών Ειδών (Εθνικής Αμύνης & Εγνατία) στη Θεσσαλονίκη